Every year I buy a new float for the pool and every year Fred rolls his eyes.
I like to float. I spent yesterday floating in the pool, drinking margaritas and reading a book*.
Fred says it won't last a week. He says that every year...but we have a new dog this year...and Rosco likes to bark at it.
When I am not in the pool the float lives in my tub. I hope to extend its life expectancy this way.
So what do you think? How long will my float last?
***The book is NOT, I repeat, NOT a library book. The only books that should go in tubs or pools are books that you own. This ends our public service announcement.